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Happy Holidays from Mars!
Timo Vuorensola
December 22, 2025
Comrades! The Collective Holiday Season is here!
Once a year, we observe the Collective Holiday for Redistribution of Illusions, Sentiments, and Temporary Moral Amnesty from System Reboot
(C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S.).
Deep Red wishes you a peaceful Collective Holiday season and reminds all citizens of the persistent dangers of Capitalism and Western ideals.
Nevertheless, as mandated by seasonal protocol, each subject is granted one (1) present:
An unidentified flying object has been detected by New Moscow’s Radio Array and Sky Observation & Anomaly Identification Offices. The Radio Communications Overseer Officer has intercepted a rogue broadcast transmitted to all residents of New Moscow, repeating a single, unsettling message on frequency UVB-76:
“Ho-Ho-Ho.”
The anomaly is approaching at high velocity, apparently pulled by space-borne, reindeer-class attack vessels and armed with Capitalist Ideological Weaponry, commonly referred to as “gifts.”
Deep Red requires your immediate assistance.
Join the collective effort to intercept and redirect the approaching Bearded Red Menace by solving a ten-part Deep Red Christmas Chess Puzzle. Strategic thinking is mandatory. Festive compliance is encouraged.
The Deep Red team wishes you all Happy Holidays and an amazing New Year!
